When a set element needs to be distressed
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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via milkteef)
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
Why shouldn’t writers be able to go bonkers and still stay sane?– Stephen King, On Writing (via darth-storm)
nerdnawesome: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is...– Rainer Maria Rilke (via phenomenaaa)
When a child tells me that I was their favorite...
Pretty sure I am going to spend my next paycheck on a copy of Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes and the Metal Gear collection for the Vita. And I am rather okay with this decision.
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